Uh-oh these faces aren't happy faces |
We're finding it hard to do our shocked face at the news that premiership footballer Jermaine Defoe has been accused of doing the dirty behind Alex Burke's back.
Just days after Alex and Jermaine went all cuddly in public nursing assistant and part-time model Laura Brown, 23, from Newcastle claims to have had sex with the Spurs striker (look at us with our football lingo).
She says she went back to his hotel, having met him twice previously and become friends with him on Facebook.
"I'm not going to lie - we had sex," says Laura.
We love it when people start a sentence saying "I'm not going to lie" - something bad always follows.
She went on to add: "I never planned on sleeping with him, it just happened.
"You can see girls in Newcastle clubs week after week with different footballers and I think, ‘You are so stupid’. Now I’m the stupid one."
Wow, that's a shocking amount of self-awareness from a kiss-and-tell-girl. We're impressed.
But Alex has yet to respond to the claims.
Instead, going on Twitter and expressing her love for wine.
Which to be fair, is how we deal with problems in our relationship as well.
Alexandra tweeted: 'Wine helps!' and 'Wine who?' probably the latter when she'd got a bit tipsy and forget to make sense.
And if you're wondering whether Alex will dump Jermaine or forgive him, maybe the title of her new single Let It Go is a clue?
Let's have a look at the video and see, shall we? It's hilarious because Alex organises a little flashmob party on the tube.
We doubt Alex even gets the tube in real-life. She's not Rihanna.
Alex then strips off to a gold sparkly bikini. Still on the tube. We're pretty sure that's like against London Transport rules or something.
So that probably means she'll take him back eventually. But, if the claims are true, Alex can't be all that surprised.
Apart from the whole premiership footballer thing (who as a group don't really do monogamy) Jermaine's not exactly got the best relationship history.
He dated BB's Chantelle Houghton in 2009 and she said this about him:
"He's a nasty person - cheats on everyone. He told me it was because I was too nice."
That's just lovely isn't it.
We're guessing Alex won't be wearing that Defoe football shirt for a while.
Just days after Alex and Jermaine went all cuddly in public nursing assistant and part-time model Laura Brown, 23, from Newcastle claims to have had sex with the Spurs striker (look at us with our football lingo).
She says she went back to his hotel, having met him twice previously and become friends with him on Facebook.
"I'm not going to lie - we had sex," says Laura.
We love it when people start a sentence saying "I'm not going to lie" - something bad always follows.
She went on to add: "I never planned on sleeping with him, it just happened.
"You can see girls in Newcastle clubs week after week with different footballers and I think, ‘You are so stupid’. Now I’m the stupid one."
Wow, that's a shocking amount of self-awareness from a kiss-and-tell-girl. We're impressed.
But Alex has yet to respond to the claims.
Instead, going on Twitter and expressing her love for wine.
Which to be fair, is how we deal with problems in our relationship as well.
Alexandra tweeted: 'Wine helps!' and 'Wine who?' probably the latter when she'd got a bit tipsy and forget to make sense.
And if you're wondering whether Alex will dump Jermaine or forgive him, maybe the title of her new single Let It Go is a clue?
Let's have a look at the video and see, shall we? It's hilarious because Alex organises a little flashmob party on the tube.
We doubt Alex even gets the tube in real-life. She's not Rihanna.
Bit over-dressed for the commute |
She's not got a small mouth that Alex Burke |
Apart from the whole premiership footballer thing (who as a group don't really do monogamy) Jermaine's not exactly got the best relationship history.
He dated BB's Chantelle Houghton in 2009 and she said this about him:
"He's a nasty person - cheats on everyone. He told me it was because I was too nice."
That's just lovely isn't it.
We're guessing Alex won't be wearing that Defoe football shirt for a while.
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